Rule of Borgnine: Ernest Borgnine was a good nut. He was a gent in the movie “Marty” and would never act like a baffoon at the club. The Rule of Borgnine is to order drinks loud enough for the bartender to hear while smiling and being patient. Those that follow the Rule of Borgnine also know that they should tip a $1 a drink.

The Rattlesnake: Got an empty glass? Want a refill? Holding it up and shaking it called rattlesnaking and it verboten.